F*ck Christmas – Eric Idle
Hey, it’s Christmastime! Thus, a Christmas song is on my blog. It’s not exactly in the right mood… Well, it’s about Christmas anyway, so enjoy this pythonised Carol (not Carol Cleveland, at least this time). Ho ho fucking ho!
Intro: (lovingly ripped off from Jingle Balls, I mean Bells) D# G7 C Am Fuck Christmas! Dm G It's a waste of fucking time C Am Fuck Santa Dm G He's just out to get your dime F C Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy Dm G C And fuck all that mistletoe D E Am White-bearded big fat bastards F G Ringing bells where e'er you go Am Am/g And bloated men in shopping malls Am/f# F All going Ho-Ho-Ho C G C It's Christmas fucking time again! C Fmaj7 G C Am Fuck Christmas Dm G It's a fucking Disney show C Am Fuck reindeer Dm G And all that fucking snow F C Fuck carols and fuck Rudolph Dm G C And his stupid fucking nose D E Am And fucking sleigh bells tinkling F G Everywhere you fucking goes Am Am/g Fuck stockings and fuck shopping Am/f# F It just drives us all insane C Go tell the elves Am To fuck themselves Dm G C It's Christmas time again! Transcribed by Dawidsu (Dave)